1. Turbo's nuts
2. Chafing nipples
Yes, I am aware that we are a couple of chuckle-heads who have a bad case of the giggle gas. But honestly, they are the most hilarious things that we have ever come across so far. I love inside jokes. :)
Let me try to break it down for you, if you deem us insane:
1. Turbo's nuts
- After reading one of his old blog posts, Priscilla and I could not get over the fact that Jason Mraz wrote about his cat's scrotum sacs and the surgical procedure that was to remove them. Although we kind of sympathized for the poor thing, we couldn't help but laugh hysterically. Jason, was it really necessary for you to include a picture of your feline's furballs (so to speak)?
2. Chafing nipples
- There was an episode of The Office called "Fun Run." Micheal Scott, the bumbling boss of Dunder Mifflin Paper Co., hit one of his coworkers with his car. He thought that rabies was the culprit to her present condition, in addition to his carelessness. To atone for his mistake, Micheal felt that he and the employees should sponsor and run a race - a race to cure rabies. Apparently, he didn't get the memo that the solution to rabies has already been found long before. Anyway, one of the employees named Andy feared the chafing of his nipples while running. So, he wrapped tape around himself to prevent it. However, later on during the race, as he was running as fast as his feet could sweep him away, two spots of red appeared on his shirt. Alas, poor Andy had no idea that his nipples were indeed chafing. The sheer stupidity of it incites the giggle gas to rise up in both of us.
It got to the point where Pris and I would laugh out of nowhere during our Psych class and even on the 6 train. We may have looked like a couple of weirdoes, but honestly, we blended in with the rest of the kooks on the subway. After all, this is New York City. That's the beauty of it. Embrace it. Breathe it. Live it.
Crazy is just another level of genius that no one else can understand.
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